guerrillatech:

minionresearch:

pika-memes:

remanence-of-love:

wehavecomeforyourprivateschools:

zillanovikov:

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

This is the PR approach fossil fuel companies are taking now

pupwife-riley:

kiwicum:

😭😭

an attempt was made

mitski-miyawakis:

the-quasar-hero:

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

p2ii:

keionfire:

keionfire:

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

Loooook

ericvilas:

kaijuerotica:

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that’s not adhd, that’s normal

me and my brother:

When I was a kid I was talking to my psychiatrist with my dad and I mentioned some stuff and he went “let me get an ADHD questionnaire” and Dad was like “I mean, that’s all normal stuff for me” and he went “okay, let me get two ADHD questionnaires”.

We both forgot to fill them out.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

marxisforbros:

sometransgal:

prole-log:

Fun fact: that’s the same goal!

firefighter throws her lot in with anti-flammable fire hose

prokopetz:

Housecats are just conceptually ridiculous creatures. Like, yeah, let’s pair the threat reactivity of a small prey animal with hypercarnivore reflexes, see where that gets us.