straight white boy problem #87631

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."


there is no way that this happened

there is no way that this happened

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.
J. K. Rowling (via sandflies)

dynastylnoire:

quisqueyasworld:

calakazam:

seriously go vote for laverne cox in this like fuck does a cis man get more attention for a shit portrayal of transwomen than u know, an actual living transwoman

COME ON TUMBLR!

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sixpenceee:

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